Ok, so I don’t know who might really think that pee gets stored in the balls. For sure, the girl in this video (who can’t have balls) has a turbo compressor in her oversized bladder…
There are some really weird videos out there. Why would a girl want to stop her squirting by slapping her pussy? And seriously, wtf is it going on with the soundtrack?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
— Albert Einstein
Ok, it’s a little bit strong to judge people’s fetishes. But getting aroused watching a guy having a boner in the mud…
Let’s see it this way: I don’t get it. It’s funny anyways. And I’m with his poor wife who has to clean up all of his mess.
(I’m ironic, I don’t even think he has a wife.)
It all starts with a dildo in some sort of room with wooden walls. The masturbation goes on and the guy who is filming feels like his incredibly huge hammer — don’t be fooled by what you see: the video is streched vertically — can’t wait any longer. And then the blowjob starts. But suddendly he realizes that her pussy is not crystal clear, so he starts an accurate vacuum-cleaning process, with some G-spot stimulation to produce some natural soap. Once he makes her pussy shine, it’s time to fuck her. And then the best part: an orgasm worth an oscar (or a heart attack?).
From Efukt.com, a great “instructional” video on why you should think twice before trying to become a pornstar. Click on the picture to watch it.
Every ratchet skank that waddles off the New Jersey greyhound with hopes of porn stardom is sent to meet the grand wizard of trash talk. Many leave with their dreams, orifices and self-esteem shattered.
Do you remember when I was wondering whether squirting is real or not? I still don’t know, but what you see in this picture surely isn’t squirt: that liquid (that is, pee) is clearly coming out from her urethra and not from her vagina.
When I first saw this photo, a deep sense of WTF-ness pervaded me. What do you think is weirder, the picture itself or the photographer who took it?
If you have a caption for it, or if you just want to share your thoughts about the weirdness of this picture, leave a comment below!
Everybody knows that real sex is way different from (and, let me say, way better than) porn sex. This video describes such differences in a very effective way!
This is art. Pure art. And that’s a way to say that you don’t have to search for porn if you want to watch some vaginas.